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Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his neck. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.


Cassandra Clare


#jem-carstairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #will-herondale

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will)


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #tessa #tessa-gray #tessie #will

I suppose you've always been amazing at this stuff?" "I was born amazing" Jace stroked her cheek with the tips of his fingertips, lightly but enough to make her shiver.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-lightwood #clary-fray

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian.


Helen Fielding


#humour #power #thirties #twenties #women

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.


Jean Kerr


#conversation #gender #humor #language #men

I want to see the front of you.” “That’s what all the girls say.” “Do you expect me to roll you over? ’Cuz I will.” “Your mate’s not going to like this.” “As if that’s going to bother you?” “True. It actually makes it worth the effort.” With a groan, he shoved his palms into the shimmering silver pool of blood beneath him, and flopped over like the side of beef he was. “Wow,” she breathed. “I know, right? Hung like a horse.” “If you’re really nice—and you live through this—I’ll promise not to tell V.” “About my size.” She laughed a little. “No, that you assumed I’d look at you in any fashion other than professionally.


J.R. Ward


#flirting #humor #lassiter #physical-perfection #teasing

The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary. 



Jarod Kintz


#language #love #men #reason #vocabulary

I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#fallen-angel #guardian-angel #humor #nora #patch

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?" "I'm sort of in between gigs right now," Daniel said.


Lauren Kate


#humor #humor






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