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Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered. Steadied himself. Grinned. "Is that like some weird Wyoming mating ritual thing I should know about?" "Damn you," she cried, flying into his arms. Finally. "Damn you, damn you, damn you!" He wrapped his arms around her, held her tight. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a coward.


Cindy Gerard


#cindy-gerard #funny #happy-ending #humor #love

Laura's problem was that she kept casting men in roles they weren't suited for. Like lovely Josh, casting him in the role of decent, kind house-husband, the perfect partner, the modern male, when - what was it that she'd actually loved about him, really? Laura tried to think, and couldn't come up with an answer. He was a great man - kind, funny, clever, hard working - but there was no way he was the man for her, she realised now. Why hadn't she seen it?


Harriet Evans


#funny

Wow,” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?” “Yes, I do,” he said with a firm nod. “And I think I’m underappreciated.


Robyn Carr


#cute #funny #humour #romance #romantic

The ferocity of her passion was what he'd been waiting for night after torturous night. He wanted her to hunger the way he hungered. To need like he needed.


Melissa Cutler


#harlequin #romantic-suspense #romantic

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? Ford: We're safe. Arthur: Oh good. Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of.


Douglas Adams


#semantics #humor

Damn, this op has been like a fucking Love Boat episode.


Suzanne Brockmann


#romantic-suspense #humor

Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.


Kenzie Western


#romanticism #sick-humor #twisted #humor

The greatest of love letters are always coded for the one and not the many.


Mark Z. Danielewski


#love

Phoebe doesn't quite believe in fate the way I do. She says you have to chase your destiny, and she always expects life to be like a romantic comedy: all you have to do is dress the part of the heroine, and pretty soon you'll be kissing some hottie while fountains spew and music swells in the background.


Lauren Morrill


#humor #romantic-comedy #humor






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