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#april

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There's something I love about how stark the contrast is between January and June in Sweden. In a way, I feel that time doesn't exist in LA. Sometimes I don't know if it's February or April or October, because you're always sitting outside on the same patio, and it's 70 degrees.


Alexander Skarsgard


#always #april #because #between #contrast

I shine in tears like the sun in April.


Cyril Tourneur


#i #like #shine #sun #tears

Income tax filing and payment day should be moved from April 15th to November 1st so it can be close to election day. People ought to have their tax bills fresh in mind as they go to vote.


Steven G. Calabresi


#bills #close #day #election #election day

I was once honest with myself, on April Fool's day. I thought it would be the best practical joke ever, but I realized I'd already been the butt of an even bigger one. My birth.


Bauvard


#funny #honesty #humor #practical-jokes #funny

Did you see the look on that guy's face when he hit the ground? He was all like "Come here, defenceless little girl,' and then you were like 'BAM! Take that, suck-face! I've got superpowers!


Bree Despain


#bree-despain #grace-divine #lol #the-dark-divine-series #the-lost-saint

April is the cruellest month.


T. S. Eliot


#month

Friends are very understanding when you tell them in April that you can see them next September, but there is a limit to how long you can go on like that.


Jill Dando


#friends #go #how #like #limit

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.


Jarod Kintz


#dentist #funny #humor #funny

After the outbreak of war, in April 1940, we left Geneva with our three children aged 4 years, 2 years and 2 weeks only to become part of the disordered refugee crowds fleeing across France from the German army.


James Meade


#after #aged #april #army #become

Okay, don't get mad." She pulled out my stake --- or at least something that looked like my stake,only the hilt of it was now covered in bright blue crystals and diamond-like gems. "You Bedazzled my stake?" "Um ... Surprise," April said, "Just because you're hunting nasty stuff doesn't mean you can't do it in style.


Bree Despain


#grace #humor #inspirtation-ya #humor






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