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Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt cake, do you?


T.J. Klune


#the-kid #vegetarianism #funny

I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.' smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth. 'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.' The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #foot-in-mouth #funny #librarians #shane

I maybe I'll go home and answer them myself


Dylan Everett


#maria-massa #home

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.


George Bernard Shaw


#friends #humor #vegetarianism #humor

One can never had too many librarian friends.


Jennifer Chiaverini


#librarians #friendship

EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY


T.H. White


#government #humor #totalitarianism #humor

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.


Jasper Fforde


#humor #vegetarian #food

Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?


Lauren Kate


#humor #humor

Gabbe jumped up and seized the cocanut first, giving its contents a sniff. "Arriane, she has just been through a trama," she scolded. Arriane tossed her shoulders back. "Precisely why she needs something with a kick," she argued, holding the tray possessively while she and Gabbe engaged in a stare-down. "Fine," Arriane said, looking away from Gabbe.


Lauren Kate


#humor

He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#vegetarianism #humor






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