#arkin

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. ↗

— Robert M. Hutchins

#alumni #athletics #campus #faculty #major

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. ↗

— Jordana Brewster

#help #i #me #nightmare #park

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots. ↗

— Newt Gingrich

#build #care #leader #lots #majority

To campaign against colonialism is like barking up a tree that has already been cut down. ↗

— Andrew Cohen

#already #barking #been #campaign #colonialism

Leo, sadly, has Parkinson's, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things. ↗

— Jilly Cooper

#dazzling #leo #parkinson #sadly #sorts

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#complimented #driving #fine #know #left

I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. ↗

— Princess Diana

#box #even #how #i #know

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#encountered #everything #had #his #parking

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#careful #doing #driver #grandma #her

I often say now I don't have any choice whether or not I have Parkinson's, but surrounding that non-choice is a million other choices that I can make. ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#choice #choices #i #i can #make