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Cycling is based so much on form, on aesthetics, on class - the way you carry yourself on the bike, the sort of technique you have. ↗


— David Millar


#bike #carry #class #cycling #form

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker: an abiding passion for the task, courage to go out on a limb and an impeccable sense of balance. ↗


— Bryan Miller


#balance #cook #courage #exceptional #go

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. ↗


— Dennis Miller


#because #card #care #destruction #enough

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers? ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#bad-ass #funny #funny

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. ↗


— Dennis Miller


#being #being used #brothels #cameras #catch

Rather than waiting to restore fiscal responsibility after we pass legislation, we must work to ensure we remain committed to it as we draft legislation. ↗


— Gary Miller


#committed #draft #ensure #fiscal #fiscal responsibility

The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself. ↗


— Henry Miller


#attention #awesome #becomes #blade #close

Honest criticism means nothing: what one wants is unrestrained passion, fire for fire. ↗


— Henry Miller


#fire #honest #means #nothing #passion

The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. Thousands and thousands of us, and we're passing one another without a look of recognition. ↗


— Henry Miller


#desperation #face #look #nobody #passing

Every man with a bellyful of the classics is an enemy to the human race. ↗


— Henry Miller


#enemy #every #every man #human #human race






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