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Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied? ↗


— William Makepeace Thackeray


#humor #satire #vanity #humor

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Yes...and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him too." "Don't be sexist. They could find me a female instructor." "In that case, you have my permission to make out with her as long as I can watch. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-and-jace #humor #mrotal-instruments #romantic #humor

How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.” -Venom and Elena ↗


— Nalini Singh


#humor #nalini-singh #paranormal #sarcasm #humor

Hotter than me? --Jace ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-humor #mortal-instruments #humor

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#preconceptions #trouble

If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it. ↗


— Ashly Lorenzana


#experiences #fucked-up #humor #identity #love

Aha!" Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. "You motherfucker! I knew you were the father! ↗


— J.R. Ward


#lassiter #maury #humor






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