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Sometimes I wish I was in the movies...Not to be famous or nothing. I just wish I was made of light. Then nobody’d know me except for what they saw up on that screen. I’d just be light up on the silver screen, and not at all a man. ↗


— Alan Heathcock


#escape #running-away #unhappiness #movies

Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today ↗


— Manny Pacheco


#manny-pacheco #movies

I'm the one who's always been there for you... not him! ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #movie #simon-lewis #the-mortal-instruments #tmi

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music. ↗


— Billy Wilder


#music #music

What are those people doing?" Jenna whispered to me. "I don't know," I replied through a frozen grin, "but I'm afraid a musical number might be involved. ↗


— Rachel Hawkins


#jenna #musical-number #rachel-hawkins #sophie #music

I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.
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— Jarod Kintz


#anal-lube #asshole #music #trumpet #music

Next to the word of God, the noble art of music is the greatest treasure in the world. It controls our hearts, minds and spirits. A person who does not regard music as a marvelous creation of God does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs! ↗


— Martin Luther


#art

Dave and Serge...played the Fiddler's Elbow as if it were Giants Stadium, and even though it was acoustic, they just about blew the place up. They were standing on chairs adn lying on the floor, they were funny, they charmed everyone in the pub apart from an old drunk ditting next to the drum kit...who put his fingers firmly in his ears during Serge's extended harmonica solo. It was utterly bizarre and very moving: most musicians wouldn't have bothered turning up, let alone almost killing themselves. And I was reminded...how rarely one feels included in a live show. Usually you watch, and listen, and drift off, and the band plays well or doesn't and it doesn't matter much either way. It can actually be a very lonely experience. But I felt a part of the music, and a part of the people I'd gone with, and, to cut this short before the encores, I didn't want to read for about a fortnight afterward. I wanted to write, but I didn't want to read no book. I was too itchy, too energized, and if young people feel like that every night of the week, then, yes, literature 's dead as a dodo. (Nick's thoughts after seeing Marah at a little pub called Fiddler's Elbow.) ↗


— Nick Hornby


#live-band #music #passion #performance #reading

I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bench-press #fog #natural #nature #passion

As we work to create light for others, we naturally light our own way. ↗


— Mary Anne Radmacher


#giving #kindness #light #nature






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