Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#asses

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #asses




Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmer's market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at a country music concert or you are indoors.


Christian Lander


#humor #sunglasses #white-people #music

I like exposing myself. There's not an awful lot that embarrasses me. I'm the kind of actress who absolutely believes in exposing herself.


Kate Winslet


#actress #awful #believes #embarrasses #exposing

The working classes in every country only learn to fight in the course of their struggles.


Rosa Luxemburg


#country #course #every #fight #learn

They don't pay you a million dollars for two-hand chest passes.


Pete Maravich


#dollars #million #passes #pay #you

Serious art has been the work of individual artists whose art has had nothing to do with style because they were not in the least connected with the style or the needs of the masses. Their work arose rather in defiance of their times.


Franz Marc


#art #artists #because #been #connected

I've always wanted to write a book relating my experiences growing up as a deaf child in Chicago. Contrary to what people might think, it wasn't all about hearing aids and speech classes or frustrations.


Marlee Matlin


#aids #always #book #chicago #child

Actually I've never had formal training, I was lucky enough to continue working most of my career and aside from sitting in on a couple of classes, here and there, I basically just use my own instincts.


Nancy McKeon


#aside #basically #career #classes #continue

There will be masses available all day long. Confession available all day long.


Thomas Monaghan


#available #confession #day #long #masses

After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.


Carrie-Anne Moss


#cannot #i #matrix #me #people

I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.


Sara Paretsky


#glasses #half #i #i wish #keys






back to top