#ate

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#because #did #died #fake #i

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#ask #following #goin #going #hook

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#candy #front #fun #get #glass

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#severed #stocking #ultimate

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#eat #fish #fishing #go #just

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#banana #friend #frozen #i #later

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. ↗

— Jon Heder

#characters #feel #i #i do #like

I kinda go for the Jane Eyre type of film. I am fascinated by classics. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#classics #fascinated #film #go #i

My parents are wonderful people and they instilled in me an idealism for which I'm grateful. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#i #idealism #instilled #me #parents

I use every single thing that Alfred Hitchcock taught me in my acting career... I am very grateful for the education he gave me in making motion pictures. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#alfred #alfred hitchcock #am #career #education