#ate

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. ↗

— Jim Davis

#contribution #english #understatement

Ah, I found you." Came a voice behind me. My heart skipped a beat as a smile spread across my face. How do I already know his voice? 'My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words of thy tongue’s uttering, yet I know the sound.' I remembered the line from Romeo and Juliet. I could not forget Ariston's voice if I tried. At the sound, all thoughts of the odd occurrence faded. I turned around to see Ariston Crete walking towards me. I realized when I saw him that there was a part of my mind that had wondered if he was real, if I had not only imagined his beauty, but clearly I had not. Somehow, he is real, right down to his ancient eyes. It felt just as indescribable to look into his eyes as it had before. ↗

— Jasmine Dubroff

#beauty-in-itself-part-one #jasmine-dubroff #love #mera #soul-mates

The first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise... and cultivate the delightfully vague. ↗

— John C. Crosby

#avoid #concrete #cultivate #delightfully #first

I think things can have more than one meaning and still connect with people. There's a lot of meaning to the title 'Music For People' and they're all true and they're all accurate. ↗

— Jon Crosby

#connect #i #i think #lot #meaning

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#come #had #i #me #moms

I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast. ↗

— Matt Czuchry

#fast #had #hate #i #mice

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#conservative #every #everything #falls #i

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#bunch #care #die #i #know

There are too many leaders anointed because they have a public voice - television, radio, or record, or whatever. That even includes myself. In the past, I'd say, 'Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself.' ↗

— Chuck D.

#because #even #i #in the past #includes

Everybody's just been spilling their guts all over records and talking about how hard it is to be an entertainer and how much we get hated on and what we have to go through. But I ain't really got it that bad. I'm just happy to be here. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#bad #been #entertainer #everybody #get