#autograph

I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph. ↗

— Pedro Martinez

#cover #distracted #field #get #getting

They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along. ↗

— Cleo Moore

#autograph #books #go #i #lip

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#arms #ask #autograph #bodies #decided

It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much. ↗

— Daniel Radcliffe

#asked #autograph #care #get #i

I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter. ↗

— Mary Lou Retton

#coming #folks #giving #hundreds #i

It does get crazy sometimes, but I've never complained about stopping to give autographs or anything like that. ↗

— Jordan Knight

#anything #autographs #complained #crazy #does

It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it. ↗

— Mena Suvari

#because #expected #i #little #never

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#epiphany #existentialism #funny-and-random #legs #experience

Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#vanity #secret

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated