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#autograph

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Groupies to me, were people who followed you around. Familiar faces who were always there, asking for autographs. We have more of those now, but they're not sexual.


Davy Jones


#around #asking #autographs #faces #familiar

It does get crazy sometimes, but I've never complained about stopping to give autographs or anything like that.


Jordan Knight


#anything #autographs #complained #crazy #does

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.


Maria Sharapova


#asks #autograph #bag #because #carry

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.


Parker Stevenson


#autograph #grinning #just #know #something

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!


Taylor Swift


#bed #day #dream #get #half

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all.


Benson Bruno


#epiphany #existentialism #funny-and-random #legs #experience

Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!


Thomas Pynchon


#autograph #free #here #hey #more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

I wanted to be the perfect artist. I'd do three hours of media interviews a day, going to every radio station I could squeeze in. I'd sign autographs after the show until everybody left.


Clint Black


#artist #autographs #could #day #every

I can imagine that Rod Stewart likes giving autographs because he's pure showbusiness.


Ritchie Blackmore


#because #giving #i #i can #imagine






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