#autograph

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me! ↗

— Taylor Swift

#bed #day #dream #get #half

I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested. ↗

— Michael Taylor

#autograph #autographs #girl #got #i

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. ↗

— Marlo Thomas

#autograph #door #fame #handed #i

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. ↗

— Kanye West

#autograph #book #books #i #i am

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#epiphany #existentialism #funny-and-random #legs #experience

I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand. ↗

— Ace Frehley

#back #come #hand #here #i

I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could. ↗

— Frank Langella

#autographs #could #i #i always #signed

We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be. ↗

— Bernhard Langer

#business #entertaining #get #hat #home

Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us. ↗

— Bernhard Langer

#also #autographs #come #get #golf

I get photographers hiding in my bushes. We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed. ↗

— Jennifer Lawrence

#being #bushes #followed #get #hiding