#ay

Yes, I always imagined living in other places. ↗

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go. ↗

— Max Eastman

#go #goal #him #joke #just

When my kids are in college, maybe I'll drag my fishnets and high heels out. ↗

— Sheena Easton

#drag #heels #high #high heels #i

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#heaven #lightning #made #marriages #say

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#again #get #get married #happy #happy marriage

One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it. ↗

— Neal Stephenson

#because #been #complete #embarrassment #everybody

When I see my mom in the stands, it always pushes me to succeed. ↗

— Ashton Eaton

#i #i see #me #mom #pushes

Well, let me, first of all, say, that as a microtonal composer, I've never been much of a theorist. ↗

— John Eaton

#composer #first #first of all #i #me

It is our experience that political leaders do not always mean the opposite of what they say. ↗

— Abba Eban

#always #experience #leaders #mean #opposite

Time and again these governments have rejected proposals today - and longed for them tomorrow. ↗