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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. ↗
— Will Rogers
#today #too #too much #up #use
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" ↗
#best #country #every #get #how
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ↗
#just #just one #one day #open #ought
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. ↗
#day #different #different way #doing #every
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. ↗
#become #crime #lawyer #make #pay
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ↗
#gossip #live #parrot #sell #such
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗
#day #expected #get #i #never
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. ↗
#get #happens #may #thing #worst
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. ↗
#bone #buries #dog #down #gets
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. ↗
#advance #civilization #every #kill #new