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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.


Francis Bacon


#breakfast #dinner #fine #flat #life

I've never necessarily chosen to be a bachelor. I've had girlfriends throughout the last 20 or 30 years. It's just that there were times when I met people that fascinated me and times I didn't.


Adam Clayton


#chosen #fascinated #girlfriends #had #i

Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling in front of her but it was too late. Xav added some Parmesan and pepper. 'Suspicious, Diamond? You should be. This is a bachelor party I'm organizing, not a school outing, and it is going to tick all of Trace's boxes. Lola is either a very efficient water sports instructor or an exotic dancing girl; I'll leave it your imagination.' I rolled my eyes at Diamond. 'Myabe she's both. I mean the guys will really go for that, I guess. Don't worry,Di, Luigi and his crew will not disappoint us girls.' Luigi was in fact Contessa Nicoletta's little bespectacled chef with whom I had been consulting about the menu for Friday, but the Benedicts weren't to know that. 'He has promised to provide something suitably spicy for our tastes.


Joss Stirling


#crystal #funny #humour #laugh #party

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.


Helen Rowland


#bachelor #far #husband #near #never

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.


Helen Rowland


#beauty #boy #forever #gets #idea

In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.


Benson Bruno


#boring #divorce #divorce

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.


Sara Gilbert


#am #ashamed #bachelor #i #i am

It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he’s terribly strong. And if he’s stronger than I, I’m the one who can’t live with him. … I’m neither smart nor stupid, but I don’t think I’m a run-of-the-mill person. I’ve been in business without being a businesswoman, I’ve loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I’ve loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I’ve done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.


Coco Chanel


#bachelorhood #empowerment #freedom #independence #individuality

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.


Phyllis Diller


#bachelor #guy #made #mistake #never

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.


Edward Lear


#caught #house #living #mouse #muffin






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