#bacon

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#bacon #funny #humor #love #surreal

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. ↗

— Emily Mortimer

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#big #breakfast #cook #eggs #everyone