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#bacon

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I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #funny #humor #love #surreal

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups.


Emily Mortimer


#big #breakfast #cook #eggs #everyone






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