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The letter I received said you had need of my particular talents, but I must confess that I have so many talents that I am not sure which one you require. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane

When one steals a flying balloon and animates it to fly over Paris, one should, ideally, have some idea how said balloon normally works. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane

–Si Jem muere, no puedo estar con Tessa, –dijo Will. –Porque sería como si estuviera esperando a que muriera, o como si me diera alegría su muerte, si eso me permite tenerla. Y no seré esa persona. No obtendré beneficio de su muerte. Entonces, él debe vivir. –Bajó su brazo, con la manga manchada de sangre. –Es la única forma de que esto signifique algo. De otro modo es simplemente... –¿Algo sin sentido, dolor y sufrimiento innecesarios? No creo que ayude si te digo que ese es el modo en que es la vida. El bueno sufre, el malo florece, y todo lo que es mortal se muere. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #magnus-bane

Just shut up and talk. - Shella ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception." She huffed with pure, disgusted outrage, lowering her gaze to the floor to murmur, "I'll kill him. ↗


— Adele Ashworth


#husband-and-wife #sarcastic #funny

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! ↗


— Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows






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