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Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.


Cassandra Clare


#magic #magnus-bane #funny

That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #magnus-bane #funny

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.


Anna Banks


#of-poseidon #quote #funny

Audience member: Living Room! Sara: Kitchen


Sara Quin


#fan-yelling #funny #sara-quin #tegan-and-sara #tegan-quin

There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #humor

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.


Mark Twain


#bankers #humor #humor

Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I am. many would think that a bonny lass such as yerself wouldst be able to stay out of trouble for a distance of fifteen feet, but I know better." "Did you just use the words yerself and wouldst in the same sentence? You can't be a pirate and a courtier at the same time, Dev. It just isn't done.


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#humor #humour #humor

I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)


Elizabeth Peters


#humor #husbands #intelligence #intelligent #marriage

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace 'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #flirting #humor #jace-wayland #humor

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #humor






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