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Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over.


Mary Schmich


#baseball #blame #day #disappointment #feel

That's what happens when you're thirty-seven years old: you do the things you always did but the result is somehow different.


Michael Lewis


#baseball #moneyball #age

When McGwire started the home run mania, attendance came back. The owners understood that the sudden spike in homers wasn't accidental. All baseball knew it. But baseball is run on money, and home runs meant money. Baseball turned a blind eye.


Gary Sheffield


#attendance #back #baseball #blind #blind eye

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.


Andy Van Slyke


#answer #baseball #better #better player #bush

In spring training prior to his 1995 rookie season, Chipper was already so confident in who he was as a player that he famously deadpanned to veteran slugger Fred McGriff, after the Crime Dog grounded into an inning-ending double play, these two words: “Rally killer.” His confidence carried over to the field, just as it had since he began playing as a kid—he batted .265, and he led all rookies with 23 home runs, 87 runs, and 86 RBIs. Hideo Nomo was Rookie of the Year for the Dodgers, but Chipper and the Braves were World Champions.


Tucker Elliot


#baseball #chipper-jones #home

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Crash Davis Bull Durham


Ron Shelton


#design

All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don't have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription.


Chrissie Hynde


#anymore #back #baseball #bring #caps

I am the best in baseball.


Reggie Jackson


#baseball #best #i #i am

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.


Roger Kahn


#baseball #becoming #early #i #lying

Cuba wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator.


Bob Kerrey


#cuba #dictator #get #needs #rid






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