#baseball

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. ↗

— Joe Garagiola

#because #cards #credit #credit cards #does

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world. ↗

— Bill Lee

#baseball #beer #bring #change #grass

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards. ↗

— Bill Lee

#baseball #gave #mickey #mickey mouse #money

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. ↗

— Jay Leno

#asked #baseball #because #during #fact

The Red Sox are the local scapegoats. It's hard enough to play baseball without being the local scapegoat too. ↗

— Michael Lewis

#being #enough #hard #local #play

People who think they know what they are talking about when they talk about baseball include the announcers and all of the sports press - no matter how much evidence you present them to the contrary they will continue to think that what they think is right. ↗

— Michael Lewis

#announcers #baseball #continue #contrary #evidence

What I'd really like to give a try is cricket, because I grew up playing American baseball. ↗

— Jeremy London

#baseball #because #cricket #give #grew

I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#ball game #baseball #baseball game #cheering #crowd

I live in L.A., so I go to basketball games. But I love baseball. ↗

— Penny Marshall

#baseball #basketball #games #go #i

I really love the togetherness in baseball. That's a real true love. ↗

— Billy Martin

#i #love #real #really #togetherness