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#bathtub

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I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' ↗


— Sean Paul


#being #everybody #i #i remember #know

Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electricity off my yearning. Maybe a mind wind farm of some kind. Hopefully I could provide enough power for all the lonely people in my bathtub to stay warm. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#electricity #funny #humor #lonely #power

My parents took an interest in nothing, at home no books, no records. My mother and my father are the emblem of indifference, dryness and bad taste. My father is also terribly stingy, in life as well as in feelings: I have never seen him filling up the bathtub. ↗


— Vincent Gallo


#bad #bad taste #bathtub #books #emblem

I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating. ↗


— Leonard Orr


#bathtub #every #every time #fantastic #get

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #choir #kinky #music #musical

My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub. ↗


— Grover Norquist


#cut #down #drown #get #goal

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. ↗


— Grover Norquist


#drown #goal #government #our #shrink

When you are born, the golem said softly, your courage is new and clean. You are brave enough for anything: crawling off staircases, saying your first words without fearing that someone will think you are foolish, putting strange things in your mouth. But as you get older, your courage attracts gunk and crusty things and dirt and fear and knowing how bad things can get and what pain feels like. By the time you're half-grown, your courage barely moves at all, it's so grunged up with living. So every once and a while, you have to scrub it up and get the works going again or you'll never be brave again. Unfortunately, there are not so many facilities in your world that provide the kind of services we do. So most people go around with grimy machinery, when all it would take is a bit of spit and polish to make them paladins once more, bold knights and true. ↗


— Catherynne M. Valente


#courage #growing-up #courage

Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage. ↗


— Valentino Garavani


#back #bathtub #clothes #come #countryside

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? ↗


— Norton Juster


#bathtub #fantasy #fiction #hearing #kids






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