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Sentimentality is intolerable because it is false feeling. ↗


— Doris Lessing


#false #feeling #intolerable #sentimentality

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. ↗


— Jay Leno


#bone #density #down #drink #elderly

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. ↗


— Jay Leno


#asked #baseball #because #during #fact

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. ↗


— Jay Leno


#bullets #changing #crime #just #just be

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. ↗


— Jay Leno


#chicago cubs #choking #cubs #i #october

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. ↗


— Jay Leno


#basketball #basketball player #days #election #former

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. ↗


— Jay Leno


#best way #comedy #lot #money #ruin

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. ↗


— Jay Leno


#crime #day #getting #had #hands

An actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - is a cigarette. There's so much to do with it: you can bring it up to your face, play with the smoke. It's just the greatest - ever since I was 16 and in acting school in England, I've been playing around with cigarettes. ↗


— Melissa Leo


#acting school #actor #around #been #bring

Ever since Marilyn Monroe was transformed from one of the prettiest girls you could ever hope to see into an icon, everyone has been trying to repeat that icon. And now the entire industry is filled with, and by and large run by, wannabes. ↗


— Melissa Leo


#could #entire #ever #everyone #filled






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