#beer

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. ↗

— Timothy Olyphant

#bar #basic #beard #bearded #beer

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. ↗

— Clementine Paddleford

#beer #danish #drink #national #weakness

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory. ↗

— Troy Perry

#beer #bottle #broken #glory #guy

It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school. ↗

— Natalie Portman

#back #because #beer #being #break

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. ↗

— Gary Snyder

#appreciate #beer #both #breakfast #clean

Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge. ↗

— George Steinbrenner

#appeals #baseball #beer #best #clearly

He was a wise man who invented beer. ↗

— Plato

#invented #man #who #wise #wise man

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. ↗

— Anthony Kiedis

#because #beer #completely #i #i am

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#beer #drink #grow #grow up #milk

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. ↗

— Henry Lawson

#feel #makes #ought #way #without