#beer

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? ↗

— Chris Moneymaker

#beer #beers #bit #broke #buy

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. ↗

— Rick Moranis

#another #beer #college #discovering #drinking

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. ↗

— Dave Mustaine

#bottles #full #going #guys #least

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. ↗

— Mike Myers

#because #beer #books #drinking #eating

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. ↗

— Emo Philips

#beer #getting #i #nursing #quite

We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be. ↗

— Jerry Pournelle

#basically #beer #better #give #having

I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer. ↗

— Patricia Richardson

#coming #coming home #deliver #home #i

As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids. ↗

— Kid Rock

#as far as #because #beer #buy #far

I have a beer belly. ↗

— Christy Turlington

#belly #i

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. ↗

— Brendan Behan

#beer #cheaper #connected #except #food