#bet

There's one major difference between James Bond and me! He is able to sort out problems! ↗

— Sean Connery

#between #bond #difference #james #james bond

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended. ↗

— Billy Connolly

#audience #auditorium #because #been #between

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. ↗

— Cyril Connolly

#public #self #than #write #yourself

They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience. ↗

— Joseph Conrad

#betraying #bond #conscience #country #first

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. ↗

— Dane Cook

#better #funny #get #i #i can

I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy. Making people laugh one moment and the next making them feel really uncomfortable. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#been #between #comedy #discomfort #drawn

But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing. ↗

— Jilly Cooper

#better #bill #book #finish #god

You can feel better about yourself in a very short period of time depending on the kind of magic that you are doing. ↗

— David Copperfield

#better #depending #doing #feel #kind

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#got #half #i #left #like

I'd reached a point where there was a direct conflict between what I was trying to be and who I really was. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#conflict #direct #i #point #reached