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Dane Cook

Read through the most famous quotes from Dane Cook

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

— Dane Cook


I'm going to hell, ahhhhh ... but you're laughing, so you're coming

— Dane Cook


I'm not racist, I've got a black president

— Dane Cook

#humor #humor

ah, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happen

— Dane Cook

#humor #religion #humor

I believe in people getting what's coming to them but don't hold grudges either. We all hurt people, fail & hopefully grow from adversity. Basically, eat shit & thrive

— Dane Cook


In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

— Dane Cook

#home #i #junior #junior year #kinda

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

— Dane Cook

#anything #characters #fearless #i #just

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

— Dane Cook

#emotion #every #into #itself #other

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

— Dane Cook

#christina #hot #just #notes #sing

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

— Dane Cook

#anyone #anything #benefit #else #exceed

About Dane Cook

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He explains:

I wanted to create a stage persona for myself that allowed me to really speak about anything I want. Tours
Tourgasm 2006 (w/ Robert Kelly Gary Gulman Jay Davis)
Rough Around The Edges Tour 2007
Globo Thermo Tour 2009 (w/ Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene) – In a Shave Magazine review of the Globo Thermo tour Jake Tomlinson expressed that "his live performance quite enjoyable" and gave the concert 4 out of 5 stars.

As an actor Cook has appeared in films since 1997 including Mystery Men Waiting. Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. Employee of the Month Good Luck Chuck Dan in Real Life Mr.

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