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Dane Cook

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.


— Dane Cook


#go #guitar #i #i love #jam

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.


— Dane Cook


#i #i love #love #remind #you

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.


— Dane Cook


#enjoy #game #get #guy #i

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.


— Dane Cook


#bring #comedy #doing #gorilla #i

I'm a late-night guy.


— Dane Cook


#i #late-night

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.


— Dane Cook


#enjoy #going #i #people #someone

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.


— Dane Cook


#healthy #i #i can #more #staying

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.


— Dane Cook


#brain #creativity #doing #everything #guess

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.


— Dane Cook


#appliance #been #business #giving #going

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.


— Dane Cook


#i #myself #pilot #play #shooting






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I wanted to create a stage persona for myself that allowed me to really speak about anything I want. Tours
Tourgasm 2006 (w/ Robert Kelly Gary Gulman Jay Davis)
Rough Around The Edges Tour 2007
Globo Thermo Tour 2009 (w/ Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene) – In a Shave Magazine review of the Globo Thermo tour Jake Tomlinson expressed that "his live performance quite enjoyable" and gave the concert 4 out of 5 stars.

As an actor Cook has appeared in films since 1997 including Mystery Men Waiting. Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. Employee of the Month Good Luck Chuck Dan in Real Life Mr.

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