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Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For example, one year I wanted a yo-yo, and they ended up giving me some wound up string. Gee, thanks, mom.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #humor

When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One of the few societies to take a contrary view was the Huichol tribe in Mexico. The Huichol believed that the pain of childbirth should be shared, so the mother would hold on to a string tied to her husband's testicles. With each painful contraction, she would give the string a yank so that the man could share the burden. Surely if such a mechanism were more widespread, injuries in childbirth would garner more attention.


Nicholas D. Kristof


#empathy #women #women-s-rights #oppression

Doing the limbo under a razor pendulum is a lot cheaper than having a caesarian in a hospital.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pendulum #pregnancy #funny

We are African in origin and American in birth.


Timothy Thomas Fortune


#american #birth #origin

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.


Thomas Fuller


#countenance #double #gift #kind #present

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.


Bindi Irwin


#birthday #having #i #i love #love

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.


Bindi Irwin


#company #daddy #i #mine #mining

The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.


Ernest Istook


#changes #democracy #era #great #iraq

I've been told the weirdest things: 'Yeah, I love taking a bath to your music!' or 'I gave birth to my daughter while listening to your music.'


Norah Jones


#been #birth #daughter #gave #i

Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.


Jackie Kennedy


#death #earth #emotions #even #hearts






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