#birth

Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house. ↗

— Georg Brandes

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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#forcing #giving #head #like #lip

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. ↗

— Karl Jaspers

#approaching #fortieth #i #life #made

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dog #dogs #funny #girlfriend

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. ↗

— Dane Cook

#hope #moments #rebirth

My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife. ↗

— Stephanie Cutter

#brother #got #his #hunting #i

Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits. ↗

— Dale Dauten

#benefits #birth #bureaucracy #expects #gives

No country in the history of the world has ever contributed more to humankind and accomplished more for its people in so brief a period of time as Israel has done since its relatively recent rebirth in 1948. ↗

— Alan Dershowitz

#brief #contributed #country #done #ever

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. ↗

— Chris Evans

#each #indignation #just #most #passes

We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. ↗

— John Fiske

#christ #event #inclined #led #most