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A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who’s as dry and exciting as a sack of flour. 



Jarod Kintz


#books #boring #brick-and-blanket #funny #humor

A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude of categories, like corruption, ineptitude, ignorance, arrogance, greed, and sloth—which would all fall under the blanket of “Politics.”



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

If you look at all the pictures of women in magazines, everybody's got a forehead that looks like a billboard. Completely blank.


Amy Heckerling


#blank #completely #everybody #forehead #got

I don't believe in using too much graphic violence, although I've done it. It's better to be suggestive and to allow the viewer to fill in the blanks in their minds.


Tobe Hooper


#although #believe #better #blanks #done

A brick can be seen from space, if cloned, brought together for a Wall family reunion, and taught Chinese.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-uses #family






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