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As a matter of principle, I always come to a film like a blank slate, I don't learn my lines in advance. With this approach, I feel clean.


Jeanne Moreau


#always #approach #blank #blank slate #clean

A brick could be used to prop open the door to my heart. But you might not want to leave the Love Door open, because my ex just shit all in there.



Jarod Kintz


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To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was growing up, because a brick may be dumb, but at least it isn’t dumb and interfering in its absence. By not being a part of my life, my dad became a big part of my life, because my thoughts were influenced by his image and infused with fantasy as I attempted to alter the reality that he wanted little to do with me. And what else would you call not wanting to be a part of your son’s life but dumb? So this Father’s Day, I’m drinking to the dad I never had—a brick. 



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage. Don’t believe me? Think of all the red objects that inspire hate: stop lights, Nazi swastikas, and tomato juice.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even make love to it.



Jarod Kintz


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Writings scatter to the winds blank checks in an insane charge. And were they not such flying leaves, there would be no purloined letters.


Jacques Lacan


#charge #checks #flying #insane #leaves

When I'm the one who sits down and looks at the blank page and writes it out all the way, then I'll call it my script.


Edward Norton


#blank page #call #down #i #looks

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.


Mary Stewart


#dark #drew #i #like #me






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