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A blanket could be what they wrap you up in after they kill you because you’ve seen too much. ↗


— Amy Summers


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A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. ↗


— Nicole McKay


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Monkeys! Have nothing to do with a brick or a blanket… I just like saying monkeys. ↗


— Amy Summers


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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. ↗


— Nicole McKay


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Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. ↗


— Nicole McKay


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Bricks could take the place of corporate CEOs. They have about the same level of thinking, but bricks are far more ethical than most CEOs. ↗


— Amy Summers


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Blankets have been used by companies for years for enterprise risk management because it is much easier to cover up problems than it is to identify and fix them. ↗


— Amy Summers


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A brick pressed over each ear may protect from loud noises like a jackhammer. For softer noises that are annoying, like snoring, I’d recommend covering your ears with a blanket. 
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— Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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— Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, just measure you blushing cheeks against the rouge of a brick. 
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— Jarod Kintz


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