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A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.



Jarod Kintz


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Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the mason of every woman’s dreams.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things. 



Jarod Kintz


#confusion #education #feed #food #hunger

A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as a way of saying “I’ll tear down the wall between us—and tear down the walls of your life.” Then you might try offering him a cheese sandwich.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 



Jarod Kintz


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I was in California when this journalist made a blanket statement about the fact that she did not think that black men and women had the kind of love relationship that Rebecca and Nathan had in Sounder.


Cicely Tyson


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