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A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was growing up, because a brick may be dumb, but at least it isn’t dumb and interfering in its absence. By not being a part of my life, my dad became a big part of my life, because my thoughts were influenced by his image and infused with fantasy as I attempted to alter the reality that he wanted little to do with me. And what else would you call not wanting to be a part of your son’s life but dumb? So this Father’s Day, I’m drinking to the dad I never had—a brick.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage. Don’t believe me? Think of all the red objects that inspire hate: stop lights, Nazi swastikas, and tomato juice.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even make love to it.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as the Cube of Love. But I'd use it sparingly, or risk heart attack.  ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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A brick could be used as a Love Detector. Yes, it's true! Find the love of your life today. Don't hesitate! To find out how, please mail a check or money order to:  Jarod Kintz  12321 Gullible Dr.  Jacksonville, Fl 32202  (Actual brick not included.) ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.”  ↗