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Bricks can be used as yoga blocks, and a blanket as the mat.


Amy Summers


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Pressed against her I can hear eternity -- hollow, lonely spaces and currents that churn ceaselessly, and the fallen snow welcomes the falling snow with a whispered "Hush".


Craig Thompson


#blankets #love #novel #beauty

A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t grow facial hair, but desire the respect a beard brings.



Jarod Kintz


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I don't just use yarn from a store. I buy old sweaters from consignment shops. The older the better, and unravel them. There are countries of women in this scarf/shawl/blanket. Soon it will be big enough to keep me warm.


Laurie Halse Anderson


#cold #eating-disorders #warm #eating-disorders

I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you'd come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn't need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied.


Jeff Buckley


#bed #black #blanket #body #coal

I can't sit on grass without a blanket.


Tia Carrere


#grass #i #sit #without

A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit around idly as I ideally charge you by the hour.



Jarod Kintz


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We get on well and it won't be too much trouble spending so much time with him. He has a strange way of sleeping as he likes to kick off all the blankets and just have them up by his chest.


Robbie Keane


#chest #get #him #his #just

A brick could be used to make mashed potatoes, but then they’d really be more like smashed potatoes.


Amy Summers


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #food #funny

A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, because he only says goodbye. He’s always leaving and never arriving. I’m like that too, except I’m always arriving and never leaving. I also eat all the food in your fridge, and never leave when you ask me to. Why would I leave? Good food, good friends, and good food. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny






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