#blanket

A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and twitching in the night. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

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