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Jack and Jill slept, wrapped in each other's arms, untroubled by any dream in their cocoon of freshly discovered wrinkly passion.


Helen Hodgman


#dream #in-each-other-s-arms #passion #slept #untroubled

I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #spiders #humor

DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY, STILL RECRUITING.


J.K. Rowling


#dumbledore #rebellion #rebellion

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#dumbledore #funny #the-philosopher-s-stone #funny

As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

I want, I want, I want... At this point I'm just a mass of seething wants, but what I want I'm not really sure of. (Like going to the fridge, and opening it, letting all the cold air out...and not knowing what it is you want to eat. You stand with the door open hoping that something will you inspire you.) I'm standing with the door open at the fridge of life, and I want.


Joanne Horniman


#secret-scribbled-notebooks #inspirational

Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #love #oreder-of-the-phoenix #sirius-black #love

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.


J.K. Rowling


#excellence

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

Elvis and I continued to be friends, and I saw him once or twice a year. But he was a troubled person.


Ursula Andress


#elvis #friends #him #i #once






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