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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #blindfold

The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.

Jarod Kintz

#blindfold #funny #kidnapped #wisdom #funny

Know what you're trying to do before you do it. Turning knobs at random isn't enlightening any more than throwing paint at a wall blindfolded will let you paint a nice picture.

Steve Albini

#before #blindfolded #enlightening #know #more

To lack intelligence is to be in the ring blindfolded.

David M. Shoup

#intelligence #lack #ring

A person's memories and their actual experiences are surprisingly different. Sometimes the gap between them causes pain. But the memories that make the biggest impression are always changing. So it's okay.

Sakura Tsukuba

#land-of-the-blindfolded #change

There's nothing wrong with seeing. If you see a "bad future", just change it, is all. Things'll turn out okay, as long as you don't give up!

Sakura Tsukuba

#land-of-the-blindfolded #change

He's changed. I don't know what caused it...but what the heck? He's laughin' anyway, like a regular kid.

Sakura Tsukuba

#ootake #change

Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could. "Why are you flinching?" the pencil woman asked. "I don't know. I thought maybe you were going to slap me." "Don't be ridiculous. I could slap you perfectly well with your eyes open. I'm only going to blindfold you.

Trenton Lee Stewart

#funny #courage

She put her tongue out and felt the raw edges of the torn silk. She looped her tongue around them and drew them into her teeth. Just a little bit, she thought, that's all I need to free my eyelids. She pulled the tasteless web between her teeth and ground, pulling her jaw down in a grimace - it felt as it she was eating the very skin off her face. But the silk over her eyelids shifted.

Stephen M. Irwin

#bound #captive #captured #courage #creepy

Spending time with the ones who are dear to you is like being in a dream, is it not?

Sakura Tsukuba

#family #inoue-san #land-of-the-blindfolded #dreams

The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.

Jarod Kintz

#blindfolded #car #friends #friendship #funny

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