#blonde

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#decade #diana #every #i #i think

I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do. ↗

— Julianne Hough

#because #blonde #blondes #bring #everywhere

I reached my full height at age 11, and I was clumsy as all get-out - all elbows and knees, couldn't get up a flight of stairs without falling down. I wanted to be a cute, petite blonde, but I'm a big ol' strapping thing, so I just accept it. ↗

— Jeannette Walls

#age #big #blonde #clumsy #cute

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. ↗

— Otis Criblecoblis

#blonde #drink #drove #her #i

Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#blonde #blue #had #his #i

Gentlemen prefer blondes. ↗

— Anita Loos

#gentlemen #prefer

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! ↗

— Heidi Klum

#bulb #buying #going #light #light bulb

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#comedy #dumb #hair #red #red hair

Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose. Have you herd this one, Psycho? how do a blond's brain cells die?" She didn't say anything. Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?" She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me. Has she heard it?" I asked Edward. No." He answered. Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#kindlehighlight #humor