#blonde

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor #marriage #trophy-wives #humor

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#kindlehighlight #humor

Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.
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— Jarod Kintz

#blue-eyes #green-eyes #love #red-hair #soul-mate

I hate being a blonde. ↗

— Leslie Bibb

#blonde #hate #i

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true! ↗

— Mila Kunis

#fun #i #me #more #think

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be. ↗

— Goldie Hawn

#ditzy #dumb #i #i can

I studied voice for three months to get rid of my English accent. I changed my hair to blonde. I knew I could be sexy if I had to. ↗

— Deborah Kerr

#blonde #changed #could #english #get

My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean. I was like, 'Max, you get the dogs. I'll talk to the hot blondes.' ↗

— John C. McGinley

#beach #blondes #dogs #get #hot

You know, just because you're a blonde type doesn't mean you can't suddenly do serious parts. ↗

— Cleo Moore

#blonde #just #just because #know #mean

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. ↗

— Patricia Neal

#dumb #i #may