#blonde

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me. ↗

— Andy Lau

#blonde hair #day #hair #i #know

Actually just recently I came up with that idea, watching the movie 'Legally Blonde' and I was like, 'Cool, that's something I want to do.' ↗

— Lisa Leslie

#blonde #came #cool #i #i came

The recognition factor is so much higher when I'm a redhead, so when I'm a blonde I can pass under the radar a lot more easily. ↗

— Cynthia Nixon

#easily #factor #higher #i #i can

But now that I'm a blonde, guys are so blatant about coming on to me. ↗

— Laura Prepon

#blatant #blonde #coming #guys #i

All I got to say is if she said no, shemight not want to go to sleep tonight'cause I'm going to dye her hair blonde to compliment her being a dumb ass," Jen told them. "Uh, Jen, you're a blonde," Jacque pointed out. "No, not really, God just got it wrong and it was too late to change it once He noticed. ↗

— Quinn Loftis

#humor #wolves #change

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#humor

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#confession #humor

When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then again, you are blond.” “So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here? ↗

— Kiersten White

#humor

Live life as if it were your last day to live; worry only about today, steal the moment. ↗

— Blondell Lehocki

#lehocki #life #moment #steal #life

(…) met the owner of this cozy book-and-candle Apt. G, a tall, leggy, striking girl named Bea or maybe just the letter B or maybe the insect Bee, not sure, her long blond hair pulled in a ponytail, her no-doubt banging body effortlessly buried beneath a pile of tights and sweaters and scarves – she is a walking coat rack – and as we shook hands, Bea fixed me with the most alarming blue-eyed stare of my life, the kind of stare in which you think some potent subliminal message is being passed along (Run away with me or maybe just Run away), (…) ↗

— Jess Walter

#drugs #humor #life