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It's halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. It's halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're going to do to make a comeback. And we're all scared, because this isn't a game. The people of Detroit know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together, now Motor City is fighting again. I've seen a lot of tough eras, a lot of downturns in my life. And, times when we didn't understand each other. It seems like we've lost our heart at times. When the fog of division, discord, and blame made it hard to see what lies ahead. But after those trials, we all rallied around what was right, and acted as one. Because that's what we do. We find a way through tough times, and if we can't find a way, then we'll make one. All that matters now is what's ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And, how do we win? Detroit's showing us it can be done. And, what's true about them is true about all of us. This country can't be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar of our engines. Yeah, it's halftime America. And, our second half is about to begin.


Clint Eastwood


#clint-eastwood #halftime #never-giving-up #superbowl #life

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.


Ricki Lake


#bowling #dollars #had #i #money

Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.


Harold Larwood


#bowled #bowling #cricket #dark #down

Pete Rozelle used television to get the game to the American public by creating the Super Bowl and making it the biggest sporting event in the world.


Will McDonough


#american public #biggest #bowl #creating #event

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.


Norm MacDonald


#ago #bowls #everyone #everything #fan

I want to know what it's like to play in a Super Bowl and win one. My career will be great without it. But, personally, selfishly, I want to know what it feels like.


Dan Marino


#career #feels #great #i #know

I've been very fortunate to be involved in all the Super Bowls, to see some World Series, to cover heavyweight championship fights; I've been to the Olympics and seen every sporting event there is.


Will McDonough


#bowls #championship #cover #event #every

I headed out to have a breather at the stage door, dressed in my tramp costume. I had my bowler hat between my feet and there were passers-by, and one of them turned back and said, 'Do you need help, brother?' And $1 fell into my hat!


Ian Mckellen


#between #bowler #brother #costume #door

I even had the illusion, for a very short time, that I could become a medium pace bowler.


Perry Christie


#bowler #could #even #had #i

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.


Martin Mull


#bowling #bowling alley #family #having #head






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