#bowling

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money. ↗

— Ricki Lake

#bowling #dollars #had #i #money

Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one. ↗

— Harold Larwood

#bowled #bowling #cricket #dark #down

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. ↗

— Martin Mull

#bowling #bowling alley #family #having #head

The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate. ↗

— Pete du Pont

#back #bowling #bowling alley #brings #club

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week. ↗

— Joe Tex

#day #games #i #remember #times

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school. ↗

— Joe Tex

#freshman #freshman year #high #high school #i

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments. ↗

— Joe Tex

#competitively #fell #hand #i #leagues

Every bowling center should have a house pro. ↗

— Don Johnson

#center #every #house #pro #should

Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't. ↗

— Shane Warne

#cricket #deception #spin-bowling #sport #art

I want to take all the pain of humanity, ball it up into a compressed, black 16-pound sphere, add three holes in a triangular formation to it, and use it to bowl a strike. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humanity #pain #funny