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It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic stoneware one with a flat bottom, like you’d use if you were making bread for the whole army, and I knew I would have to change my whole life to have a use for this bowl.


Debby Bull


#life-changing #change

I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three before we got one.


John Elway


#always #appreciating #because #before #bowls

I love the Cowboys in the early 90s. That was their heyday, winning all those Super bowls. Troy Aikman was a person I looked up to.


Drew Brees


#cowboys #early #heyday #i #i love

Don't underestimate the importance of having enough room to work. Grilling is much more relaxing when you are not trying to juggle a whole collection of plates and bowls as you do it. If your grill doesn't have enough workspace - and they almost never do - set up a table right next to your grill.


Bobby Flay


#bowls #collection #enough #grill #grilling

I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.


John Elway


#bowls #i #know #last #last year

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.


Norm MacDonald


#ago #bowls #everyone #everything #fan

I've been very fortunate to be involved in all the Super Bowls, to see some World Series, to cover heavyweight championship fights; I've been to the Olympics and seen every sporting event there is.


Will McDonough


#bowls #championship #cover #event #every

No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.


Bill Parcells


#championships #games #how #many #matter

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.


Jeff Foxworthy


#complete #kool #might #redneck #salad

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.


Patti Smith


#changed #children #citizen #cleaned #diapers






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