Norm MacDonald

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#bother #cancer #courageous #defeated #did

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#funny #intending #laugh #make #somebody

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#broadway #broadway musicals #gay #i #know

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#everybody #i #i always #identical #joke

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#good #i #interested #just #like

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#doing #fall #funny #girl #i

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#clever people #i #i think #people #poor

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#i #loser #love #people #place

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#does #funny #guys #i #just

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#got #jokes #same #saying #tedious