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Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.


Kai Starr


#drinking #humor #humor

A hug a day keeps the bad boys away.


Jim Anderson


#day #hug #humor #inspirational #humor

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”..... ..."Fuck all of you,” John retorted. “You don’t even exist. We’re all just a figment of my cock’s imagination.


David Wong


#hilarity #humour #penises #stupid-boys #imagination

Lovemaking is more than sex, it's a connecting of hearts, meeting of minds, & touching of souls." ~ Dr. Scott Hensley


Pamela S. Thibodeaux


#contemporary-christian-fiction #contemporary-western-romance #cowboy-romance #inspirational-with-an-edge #pamela-s-thibodeaux

Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against the counter, and folded his arms over his chest. "You're an idiot." "Seems to be a common conclusion. You're not my favourite person right now either.


Sloan Parker


#humor #jealousy #jealousy

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I’m going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that?


Ani San


#boyfriend #domination #girlfriend #jealousy #rude

How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)


Pramoedya Ananta Toer


#houseboy-and-maid #jongos-dan-babu #life-between-eating-and-shitting #pramoedya #tales-from-djakarta

Is this thing safe?" "Safe as life," Gansey replied.


Maggie Stiefvater


#gansey #life #raven-boys #safe #life

I was good at digging holes. It was the rest of life I sucked at.


Laurie Halse Anderson


#life

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.


C. JoyBell C.


#bad-boys #good #good-and-evil #humor #humorous-quotations






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