#brick

A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to run a marathon on. While a brick is only about 1/207504th the length of a marathon’s 26.2 miles, a marathon could be run on it if the brick is slid in sync with the stride of the runner running the marathon, so that each of the runner’s footsteps lands on the same brick. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be carried to the beach. You can bring your laptop or tablet and work from anywhere in the world, but when you get that brick in the sand, you’re symbolically saying, “This is my building—and my office has the best possible view.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help stop people talking with their hands too much. Next time they flail and flip their hands around, take out your brick and rap them on their knuckles with it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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