#brick

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time. ↗

— Tony Lema

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A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path to success. Both losing and winning are needed to find prosperity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, I don't have a stutter. But to be fair, I never did have a stutter, so I can't be certain the presence of a brick had any positive effect at all.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill."
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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