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This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon. Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab. ↗


— Irvine Welsh


#humanity #humor #jobs #funny

Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,so we close down and pretend to read a book or something. ↗


— John Hannah


#observation #people #public #sliding-doors #society

The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs. ↗


— Anonymous


#herb #herbs #home #house #isaiah-

The government decides to try to increase the middle class by subsidizing things that middle class people have: If middle-class people go to college and own homes, then surely if more people go to college and own homes, we’ll have more middle-class people. But homeownership and college aren’t causes of middle-class status, they’re markers for possessing the kinds of traits — self-discipline, the ability to defer gratification, etc. — that let you enter, and stay, in the middle class. Subsidizing the markers doesn’t produce the traits; if anything, it undermines them. ↗


— Glenn Reynolds


#subsidies #home

They say it is a wide road that leads to war and only a narrow path that leads home again. ↗


— Bob Massie


#proverbs #war #home

To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard ↗


— Josh Stern


#flyinf #ground #hard #humor #simple

EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY ↗


— T.H. White


#government #humor #totalitarianism #humor

I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #breakfast #eaten #funny #grinning

Whatsoever is contrary to nature is contrary to reason, and whatsoever is contrary to reason is absurd. ↗


— Baruch Spinoza


#contrary #nature #reason #whatsoever






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