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I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.



Jarod Kintz


#age #bizarre #clones #funny #humor

Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form of protest. At a time when mass marketing of food produces a product so disgusting that it has to be wrapped in distracting gimmicks to be sold, the mere fact of paying attention to what you eat and drink and telling the truth about taste is a revolutionary act.


Lynn Hoffman


#food #knowledge #revolution #snobs #taste

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.



Jarod Kintz


#breakfast #food #funny #humor #love

The struggle doesn't last long; it's too unequal. Their momentary surprise overcome, they close in on him. The well-directed slice of a gun-butt slackens the good arm; it's easy to pry the disabled one from around the racketeer's collar. Tereshko is trembling with his anger. 'Now him again!' he protests, as though at an injustice. 'All they do is die and then get up and walk around again! What'sa matter, you guys using spitballs for slugs? No, don't kick at him, that'll never do it - I think the guy has nine lives!' ("Jane Brown's Body")


Cornell Woolrich


#mobsters #noir #anger

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way


Luke Haines


#drinking #pubs #anger

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?


John Kennedy Toole


#ass #attitude #contempt #curmudgeon #hilarious

Whereas modern cynicism brought despair about the ability of the human species to realize laudable ideals, postmodern cynicism doesn't — not because it's optimistic, but because it can't take ideals seriously in the first place. The prevailing attitude is Absurdism. A postmodern magazine may be irreverent, but not bitterly irreverent, for it's not purposefully irreverent; its aim is indiscriminate, because everyone is equally ridiculous. And anyway, there's no moral basis for passing judgment. Just sit back and enjoy the show.


Robert Wright


#darwinism #evolution #morality #postmodernism #attitude

It was so risky and so scary, and yet at the same time, so beautiful. Maybe the truth was, it shouldn't be easy to be amazing. Then everything would be. It's the things you fight for and struggle with before earning that have the greatest worth. When something's difficult to come by, you'll do that much more to make sure it's even harder -if not impossible- to lose.


Sarah Dessen


#auden-west #eli-stock #life-lesson #overcoming-obstacles #risks

The first grave. Now we're getting someplace. Houses and children and graves, that's home, Tom. Those are the things that hold a man down.


John Steinbeck


#insperational #observational #home






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